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A Kacey Interview 7-2014

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1. What are your names? "Kacey, Kace, Marty, Espen, 'the boss', Preacher Bob, Talking Feather"
2. Do you know why you were named that? "I earned those names."
3. What are you? "A hoooman"
4. What's your gender? "I'm a manly man."
5. How old are you? "in physical age, according to a calendar year- 22 in mental age 50, in physical age, according to my health, somewhere between those two margins"
6. What do you think your life expectancy is? "hell if I know that"
7. What's your height? "Five nil, I'm a short shit"
8. What's your eye color? "Green"
9. How about hair color? "brown."
10. Do you think you're attractive? "sorta"
11. Do you have any features that you want to get rid of, if you could? "YES"
12. How would you introduce yourself? If you are famous in your world, how would you introduce yourself to someone who had never heard of you? "What's up? I'm Kacey."
13. Have any abilities or powers? "visionary skills, intuition"
14. Stop being a Mary-sue! "I'm a real hooman, I couldn't be a Mary-Sue!"
15. What do you usually wear? "boots, jeans, a t-shirt, glasses, a ring or two, Zen's key"
16. Do you ever walk around naked? "at home"
17. Ever cross-dressed before? "once"
18. What do you wear to bed? "usually baggy shirts and underwear with shorts, but sometimes no shorts, no shirt just underwear"
19. What's in your pockets right now? "cellphone, a 20 spot, money clip(with loose contents) driver's license, two debit cards, Georgia EBT card, lint, hair, skin cells"
20. To what social class do you belong? "working"
21. What is your job? "I'm the packing/shipping department at Pilkington Competition"
22. What is your lifelong dream? "to run Last Chance Auto Ranch(described in the story Past/Present/Future)"
23. What is your worst nightmare? "that changes"
24. How honest are you about your thoughts and feelings (i.e. do you hide your true self from others, and in what way)? "depends on the people, I just don't bring up taboo subjects"
25. What's one thing you like and one thing you dislike about your personality? "curiosity, self-doubt"
26. What do you do on a regular basis? "Breathe?"
27. Do you have any activities/hobbies that you like to do? "driving... well anything really"
28. That's cool, I guess. Now tell me something you don't like. "BULLSHIT"
29. What are you most afraid of? "losing control"
30. Have any secrets? "Not I can think of"
31. Name your worst habits? "picking at my hair"
32. Any nasty indulgences, like smoking or gambling? "I smoke pot, rarely"
33. Have any of you ever done illegal things knowingly (don't include petty things like jaywalking)? What were they? "see last answer."
34. Are you one to hold a grudge? "No."
35. What do you do when you're upset? "cry about it, growl, grumble, get over it and move on"
36. What's one thing that could potentially cause you to go into a blind rage? "if someone hurt Zen on purpose... I'd probably gut them like a trout"
37. Is there anything you absolutely refuse to do under any circumstances? Why do you refuse to do it? "a lot of things, for obvious reasons"
38. What's your preferred weapon of choice? "FIRE!!"
39. What is your favorite colour? "Royal Purple."
40. Favorite drink? "Sun Drop or Coca-Cola"
41. Alright. What's your favorite food? "Fried Chicken."
42. What are your thoughts on pie? "I would like an apple pie with that!"
43. What's your favorite ice cream flavor? "Ice cream sandwich"
44. Where are you from? "The Source? no really, I'm from Rossville, GA"
45. What's your favorite place? "my fave geographical location would be the Bluff"
46. What's your least favorite place? "public bathrooms, eeeewwww"
47. Where do you wish you could be right now, regardless of whether it's real or not? "The KuroManga universe"
48. What is the first thing you tend to notice when you first meet someone? "their face"
49. What is your favorite season? "Fall"
50. Do you believe in love at first sight? "yes."
51. Gay, straight, or bi? "Straight."
52. Are you interested in anyone? "I am..."
53. What do you look for in a partner? "balance, compassion"
54. What's your idea of a perfect date? "if you're talking a date with Zen, just driving her is fun."
55. Are you single or taken? "well, I'm not with a hooman lover..."
56. Are you a virgin? "nope."
57. Have you ever kissed anyone? If so, who was your first? Who was your last? "first is none of your beeswax, last was Sarah"
58. What is your favorite thing to touch? "Zen's body, the texture of diamond plate steel is just damn sexy"
59. Ever wanna marry and have kids one day? "No."
60. Have any family members? "a brother"
61. Oh? How about pets? "cat names Saia and Kira"
62. How many friends do you have? "Betty and June... and internet friends"
63. If the one you cared most about in your life were to somehow die today, how would you react and what would you do? "pay every last penny I had to get her repaired"
64. Do you look up to anyone at all? "Cosmo??"
65. Do you hate anyone? "No"
66. Who is your worst enemy? "me"
67. Have you ever hurt anyone in anyway before? "yes"
68. Ever... killed anyone before? "no"
69. Under what circumstances do you think killing someone justified, in general? "That depends"
70. Are you wanted for anything? "no"
71. Uh... if you were to get in a fight with a strong wrestler, do you think you'd win? "I might"
72. What's one of your fondest childhood memories? "playing in the old buses my grandparents had"
73. If you could go back and change one thing about the past, would you? What would you change? "I wouldn't change a thing."
74. What kind of animal are you most like? "Eagle with a broken wing."
75. Do/did you go to school? "yeah"
76. Do you have fangirls/fanboys? "I wish, lol"
77. If you're a girl, what's your cup size? If you're a guy, how big are you? *lloks down pants* "damn"
78. What's one phrase you overuse? "have fun with that"
79. Would you rather swim in a lake or the ocean? "LAKE, ocean water burns like hell"
80. Have you ever gone skinny dipping? "Yes."
81. How long can you stay under water? "a minute or two."
82. Any fetishes? "yes"
83. Seme or uke? "I can go either way"
84. Which do you like more, sad stories or happy stories? "happy"
85. Camping or indoors? "camping, it's fun, and I love the smell of woodsmoke"
86. Do you like to sing or dance? "yes, I'm pretty good at singing, but people say I dance funny, not bad- just odd"
87. To what degree do you avoid risks and danger? "Depends on what you call 'danger'"
88. What makes you vulnerable? "taking something/someone I love away from me"
89. Under what circumstance would you risk your own life for someone else? "If I love them."
90. How would you describe your current adventuring companions to a friend you trust? "They are the same people."
91. What do you do to relax? "Meditate, sleep"
92. What's the best piece of advice you've ever had? "I don't know."
93. Name three things you consider yourself to be very good at, and three things you consider yourself to be very bad at. "Drawing, writing, driving- math, typing, remembering names"
94. If you could choose, how would you want to die? "In my sleep, after I have achieved my tasks for this life so that I don't have to come back around."
95. If you knew you were going to die in 24 hours, name three things you would do in the time you had left. "Spend my last twenty four hours with Zen."
96. What's one word that best describes you? "odd"
97. What would you do if you could meet your creator? "Hello, Cosmo."
98. What are your impressions about the other interviewees? "they seem nice"
99. Do you even want to be here? "no, I'd rather be with Zen, but she is in the shop being repaired."
100. What do you spend most of your time doing? "working, driving, writing, drawing, dreaming, and spending time with Zen."
I wanted to re-answer this six months later without looking at the older version.
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otakuchaos's avatar
pocket contents- "lint, hair, skin cells"

made me LOL